Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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