Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
even my farts smell like vagina
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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