I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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