Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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