How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
