just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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