idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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