ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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