Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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