I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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