"it" just moved
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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