So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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