She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
