Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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