The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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