Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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