There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Randomize
