So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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