if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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