just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me