She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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