How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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