is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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