So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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