Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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