I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
We need to rekindle our bromance
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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