Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's Friday. Sex?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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