Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
