My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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