Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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