just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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