Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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