Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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