I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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