the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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