you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
pray to the hookup gods
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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