All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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