im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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