Kiss
Puke
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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