That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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