If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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