i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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