Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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