does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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