ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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