Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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