I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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