Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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