dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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