no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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