Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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