I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Two words: blizzard sex
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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