Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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