she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Help. Why am I so naked?
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