Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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