ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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