sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
