He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
